Friday, September 30, 2011

Story time...

I know,I know! I just disappeared.I have been bad.September was a crazy busy month with lots of learning,running around and everything else.
Yesterday,my wonderful and talented friend Nicole started this funny thing on Facebook.I will let you enjoy it...read on! ( the two alphabets in caps are the initials of the FB friends who contributed to this fun story)

Story Time! Everyone add one sentence to the story. Once upon a time, on a crisp Fall Thursday......
J C.F: there was an orchard of apple trees
HK: and a little boy named Newton sat under an apple tree, wishing it was Friday...
R B:Nebraska shut out Wisconsin.............
R R: Well with Nebraska shutting out Wisconsin at least now I know its a fairy tale.
A big dark dragon flew in ....
TW: ‎...and asked Newton if he wanted a ride somewhere....
NF:"Yes! I would like to go talk to president Obama please.
TW:"so Newton climbed on the dragon's back, took a good firm grasp on the dragon's spikes (y'know because he knew about gravity and wasn't about to become a casualty of what he had already discovered), and off they went to see the president.....
KG:" unfortunately they went to see the president according to a map drawn by his aides...so, instead of seeing him in colorado they ended up in wyoming...lost and surrounded by wild horses...
HK"‎... and then he saw a Wholefoods sign at a distance so he went that way,hoping to find something delicious to eat...
NF:"But was torn between his loyalty to Trader Joes and Whole Foods.
HK:" ‎...so the poor kid used his smart phone to locate a Trade Joes near by,but to his disappointment he didn't get a good signal in the area-after all he was a subscriber to the "world's slowest 3G network"...
NF: ‎"Can you hear me now?" So he decided to go to Nebraska for a steak and corn.
HK:" ‎...before he could take off,he found out that the dragon was out of gas and he had to find a gas station near by."May be I can ask one of these wild horses for directions",he said to himself...
KG:"Unfortunatly, once the horses found out that he was a Cornhuskers fan they ignored him. Leaving the poor guy and his dragon stranded in the middle of nowhere. Lucky for him in the distance he could see a circus caravan traveling his way.
NF :"The caravan was full of Penn State carnies who where heading back to PA for the Nov 12th game. They had small hands and smelled of cabbage."
KG:"Newton and his dragon tried to hop on the one of the caravan wagons. unfortunately, the carnies mistook them for a traveling team from a rival circus and didn't let them on. mostly because of the hideous bright red shirt newton was wearing.
HK:" ‎...and also because of his girly neon green flip flops that were actually his moms
KG:" and his bedazzled jean jacket which was his older sister's
NF:" So Newton put on his headphones and listen to his Harry Chapin album, and cried as he heard the words of 'Cats in the Cradle'.
HK:"‎...then he decided to change the mood and tuned to the soft rock radio station,he cried even more to Adele's Rolling in the deep...
HK:" he turned his radio off and asked his dragon to sing him a lullaby.The kind hearted dragon started singing,"take me out to the ball game...
KG:"which greatly angered newton because he was not a baseball fan. so he sent the dragon away in a fit of anger. which was not his best idea because now he was all alone in an unknown land. newton did not fret because as he started walking he saw a coffee shop in the distance...
LKH:" AND EVERYONE KNOWS, Starbucks can save the day! Newton and his princess lived happily ever after with free Wi-fi.
NF:" As he FB with his friends until his finger bled.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i love you!!
good job you make me laugh

-yz